我最早買的一個mp3 player

附帶有一首歌「艾伯特·愛因斯坦的夢」

這些年來早已不知收到哪去了

不過這首歌到還是一直印象深刻

原來相對論是這麼發明的！

網路上找到它

還有歌詞

[audio:Albert-Einstein-Dreams.mp3]

（前面約有二十秒的口白，要耐心等一下） 

Albert Einstein Dreams
by Naked To The World

艾伯特·愛因斯坦的夢

譯：老陳

Albert Einstein rolled out of bed
Dragged a broken comb across his head
Time slowed down, time sped up
He stared into his coffee cup

愛因斯坦從床上爬起
拿起一個破梳子 梳著他的頭
時間慢了下來，時間加快
他出神的盯著他的咖啡杯

The Mrs. said, "How can you be
Afraid of love, afraid of me
We share a home, we share our heart
But it feel like we’re light years apart"

太太說：“
你怎麼能害怕愛，害怕我
我們分享同一個家，分享我們的心
但我們間似乎隔上光年那麼遠“

Strokes of genius flashed through his head
When he looked up this is what he said

一個念頭自天才腦中閃過
他抬起頭來說：

CHORUS:
"Just because I’m Albert Einstein
Doesn’t mean I understand
The ever expanding universe
Between a woman and a man
If I knew or had half a clue
I’d be much more famous than I am"

合唱：
「就因為我是愛因斯坦
並不意味著我明白
女人和男人之間的
不斷膨脹的宇宙
如果我真的知道或即使是一知半解
我會比現在更出名！」

Albert called a friend or two
They hit a bar, they downed a brew
They shared a grin, slapped their backs
Almost had three heart attacks

艾伯特打電話給一兩個朋友
一起去酒吧喝酒
他們一起說笑，還互相拍打背
3個人差點都要心髒病發作

He said, "At the lab, I’m superman
I’m a Grecian God with a perfect tan
At home I’m weak, afraid to live
Funny how things are so relative"

愛因斯坦說：“在實驗室，我是超人、
我是一個有著完美古銅色的希臘神
回到家裡我很脆弱，害怕生活
好笑的是，事情竟然可以很「相對」的“

Then he laughed with such velocity
And man, that’s how his equation came to pass
Then he said again

突然愛因斯坦「快速』地縱聲大笑起來
天哪！原來就這會他已導出那有名的方程式！
於是他說

CHORUS

（合唱）

Home is like I’m back at school
I’m a nervous guy and so uncool
Wishing I was the captain of some football team

我在家裡就像我在學校
我是一個神經緊張的傢伙，而且一點都不酷
真希望我是個足球隊隊長

"Nitcheze’s wrong", old Albert said
"God is fine, it’s me that’s dead
And for some lovers memories
I would trade all my discoveries"

「尼采錯了..」，老艾伯特說
「上帝活的好好地，我才是死了，
我願用我所有的發現去交換
一些戀人的回憶」

Then he drank what was left and walked away
His friends said, "Albert, you forgot to pay
And just because you’re Albert Einstein
Doesn’t mean you drink on the house
And your ever expanding universe
Is just a mystery to us
If we knew or had half a clue
It wouldn’t be worth the fuss"

愛因斯坦喝完剩下的酒，起身就要離開
「艾伯特，你忘了付錢！」朋友喚住他說
「僅僅因為你是愛因斯坦
並不意味著你喝酒是免費的
還有你那不斷膨脹的宇宙理論
對我們只不過是個謎
如果我真的知道或即使是一知半解
這就不值得大驚小怪了！」

Albert Einstein rolls back to bed
Kisses his wife, lays down his head
And dreams, Albert Einstein dreams
Albert Einstein dreams

愛因斯坦鑽回床上
親親妻子，躺了下來
開始做夢 —- 愛因斯坦的夢
愛因斯坦的夢